There is so much suffering and sadness here on PITT and we all need a break. I suggest a group poetry therapy session. How about remaking our favorite songs and poems to let out our pain and rage? Put'em in the comments. Write them in separate articles. Do your best. Do your worst. Don't hold back.
“The problem is all inside your head” She said to me “The answer is easy if you Take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To detransition."
I don't even have to rewrite it. Zombies "She's Not There" I have already found fitting. Search it up on YouTube if you don't know that one, it's an oldie.
If you can't think of a song to rewrite, here are a few old songs that in my mind are particularly well-suited for the purpose: Young turks, YMCA, Kodachrome, Margaritaville, Escape (The Pina Colada song) practically writes itself. Does anybody else want to write a version of the latter? Here's mine
I was unsure of my manhood
I've had doubts for a while
I've got somewhat flamboyant ,
kinda feminine style.
So while I should have been sleepin'
I read reddit in bed
And on the MTF forum
There was this post that I read
If you like "My little ponies"
And have a beautiful mane
If you're not into football
If you have half a brain
If you like wearing skirts at midnight
And want an hourglass shape
Then you are a transwoman
Take some E and escape
I didn't think about science
I know that sounds kinda dense
But the people on reddit
Said it makes perfect sense
So I went to the clinic
Told them "I am not a dude"
And though I still like my penis
I think they understood
Yes, I like "My little ponies"
And gettin' chemical peels
I'm not into football
I am into high heels
I've got to start the transition
And cut through all this red tape
So they gave me prescription, Perfect way to escape .
50 Ways to Detransition
“The problem is all inside your head” She said to me “The answer is easy if you Take it logically I’d like to help you in your struggle To be free There must be fifty ways To detransition."
Just stop all the pills Jill
Refuse to inject Seth
It's gonna be hard Barb
Just get yourself free
Let go of the lie Kai
Love your whole self Ralph
Get out of the box Mox
And set yourself free
This is really good!!!
Could be worse. “Found a peanut…
(To the tune of "Shut up and Dance with me." Sorry to ruin it)
Don't you dare question the ideology.
I said, " You're not a girl."
He said, "Shut up and call me she."
He learned this stuff in therapy?
He said, "Yes, yes, shut up and call me she."
He's a victim of a cult.
His therapist is lying and this is the result.
Cis, white men his school would just insult.
Oh this was bound to happen, this was bound to happen.
Took estrogen
I'm scared of what will happen
He changed his name and he said,
Don't you dare question the ideology.
I said, " You're not a girl."
He said, "Shut up and call me she."
He learned this stuff in therapy?
He said, "Yes, yes, shut up and call me she."
A shapeless dress and his same old sneaks
My kind and loving son now has a vicious streak.
I felt pain in my chest when he said to me,
"I was born to be a woman. Born to be a woman.
It's all a lie!
I don't know how it happened.
He raised his voice and he said,
Don't you dare question the ideology.
I said, " You're not a girl."
He said, "Shut up and call me she."
He learned this stuff in therapy?
He said, "Yes, yes, shut up and call me she."
This earworm will be stuck in my head all day now. Thanks a lot, DLM.
Oh, my son and I love rewriting songs!
'She' is me, yeah, yeah, yeah
'She' is me, yeah, yeah, yeah
'She' is me, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
You think you've lost your son.
But I saw them yesterday,
And it's them I'm thinkin' of.
They told me what to say.
They said, "You are 'her,'
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, you are 'her,'
And you know they should be glad."
They said you hurt me so
I should have lost my mind.
But they say that I should know
THEY'RE not the hurtin' kind.
They say you hate me,
And you know that that is bad.
But they love me,
And you know you should be glad, ooh
I am 'her,' yeah, yeah, yeah
I am 'her,' yeah, yeah, yeah
With a girl like me,
You know you should be glad.
They said it's up to me,
But they know I'm not a boy.
Your hate will hurt me so.
Apologize, transphobe!
Because I am 'her,'
And you know that can't be bad.
Yes, I am 'her,'
And you know you should be glad, ooh
'She' is me, yeah, yeah, yeah
'She' is me, yeah, yeah, yeah
With a girl like that
You know you should be glad
With a son like that
You know you should be glad
In a cult like that
You know you should. . .be glad?
oh, no, no
oh, no, no, NO!
Yes!!! We need more humor here. And mockery.
I don't even have to rewrite it. Zombies "She's Not There" I have already found fitting. Search it up on YouTube if you don't know that one, it's an oldie.
Good call!
Fantabulous idea!
Breakin’ up a family
Breakin’ the family
Oh, ok I’ll bite:
Her name was Lola
She was a cis girl
But that was in 2019
Before ‘vid and lots of screens
Now she’s named Pedro
And wears a binder
And all her teachers ooh and ahh
Now that Lola’s ditched her bra
She sits there on her phone
And buys testosterone
She ditched her home and she ditched her family
Now she’s all alone…
Apologies to Barry Manilow and everyone for whom I ruined this song 😬
Yeah, that was kinda therapeutic.
Bye Bye name
Bye Bye Mom & Dad
Hello pretend lad
I think I'm my true self
Bye Bye breasts
Bye Bye pretty dress
Hello hormonal mess
I feel like a success!
There goes my gender to something new
A life of hard drugs, and surgeries too
Dropped out of college, and lost my friends
Then went no contact, how will this end?
Bye Bye home
Bye Bye family
Now I am truly me
Why do I feel so blue?
Bye Bye truth
Bye Bye sanity
Hello calamity
What ever shall I do?
I'm through with God, I'm through with life
I'm through waiting to go under the knife
And here's the reason that I'm so free
Trans cult and Satan have rescued me!
Bye Bye love
Bye Bye reality
Hello deceitful me
My future looks quite dark
Bye Bye dreams
Bye Bye laughs and joy
Hello brainwashed "boy", my cult affirms it's true,
So why don't God and you?
Bye Bye my life, goodbye
Bye Bye my life, goodbye
Bye Bye my life, goodbye.
Awesome.
😭
I hope you guys post these good ones on X!
Yes, humor and art are fantastic ways to expose this nonsense to people who don’t know/believe what is happening.
If you can't think of a song to rewrite, here are a few old songs that in my mind are particularly well-suited for the purpose: Young turks, YMCA, Kodachrome, Margaritaville, Escape (The Pina Colada song) practically writes itself. Does anybody else want to write a version of the latter? Here's mine
I was unsure of my manhood
I've had doubts for a while
I've got somewhat flamboyant ,
kinda feminine style.
So while I should have been sleepin'
I read reddit in bed
And on the MTF forum
There was this post that I read
If you like "My little ponies"
And have a beautiful mane
If you're not into football
If you have half a brain
If you like wearing skirts at midnight
And want an hourglass shape
Then you are a transwoman
Take some E and escape
I didn't think about science
I know that sounds kinda dense
But the people on reddit
Said it makes perfect sense
So I went to the clinic
Told them "I am not a dude"
And though I still like my penis
I think they understood
Yes, I like "My little ponies"
And gettin' chemical peels
I'm not into football
I am into high heels
I've got to start the transition
And cut through all this red tape
So they gave me prescription, Perfect way to escape .
So I waited with high hopes
For those hormones to work
But with time came a feeling
I was being a dork .
Then I looked in the mirror
And I said, "Oh, it's you"
Then I cried and admitted
And said, "I always knew"
"Yes, I like"My little ponies"
I am not into sports,
like cooking and dancing,
I don’t like loud farts
But I was born with a penis,
And I got Y chromosome
I grew up into man then
Human male, fully grown
"dork" :D
When she was younger, so much younger than today
She wore only dresses, even when out to play
But now those days are gone and she's no longer self assured
Her mind was changed when trans infiltrated it through Tumblr and Discord
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you parents being 'round
Help me get her feet back on the ground
Won't you please please help me!
We went to therapy for reason and reality
That ship, however, sailed with affirmation only
It only worsened her fragile mental state
And made her all the more insecure
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate parents being 'round
Help me get her feet back on the ground
Won't you please please help me!
I continue to hope and continue to pray
That this trans madness will eventually go away
But in the meantime wokeness has me undone
With chants of "Do you want a dead daughter or living son?"
Help me if you can I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you parents being 'round
Help me get her feet back on the ground
Won't you please please help me!
Wow that's good!
Thank you. I've had the Help! tune in my little head since we went down the rabbit hole. Today's PITT inspired me to clarify my call for help!
We’re trans women hear us roar
In voices to deep to ignore
And we’ll force you all to pretend
We will cancel you before
Or maybe knock you to the floor
Cause no one’s gonnna misgender us again
I've got of picture of me and me
I wrote, "I love me", I wrote, "Me too"
I sit there staring and there's nothing else to do
Oh, it's in color, my hair is brown
my eyes are hazel and soft as clouds
I often kiss me when there's no one else around
I've got my picture, I've got my picture
I'd like a fake me over my real self
I want a doctor to take my picture
and take off all the parts that aren’t swell
I’m turning up and turning down
And turning in and turning 'round
I'm turning genders
I think I'm turning genders
I really think so
Turning genders
I think I'm turning genders
I really think so
Turning genders
I think I'm turning genders
I really think so
Turning genders
I think I'm turning genders
I really think so
Change sex, change drugs, change to man change to woman
No fun, no man, no you, no wonder it's dark
Everyone around me is a total stranger
Everyone avoids me like a psyched Lone Ranger
Everyone...
That's why I'm turning gender
I think I'm turning gender
I really think so
Turning gender
I think I'm turning gender
I really think so
Wow, this is clever 😆
What a life we lead…
This post is pure brilliance. I was singing along in my head while reading it.