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This is fabulous, said a woman, not a man dressed up like one.

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Brilliant piece, well done.

I loved fairy stories as a kid, it fed my escape from the world and I loved the possibilities of what life held for me, a curious young mind filling up on escapism, I lapped up every word. I knew reality was not what I read in the fairy tales, but I loved the escape into another pretend world.

Now, what we are witnessing with the foulness of a satanic attack on our youth, is fiction transforming itself into reality. Who in their wildest dreams could have predicted this fiction that kids change their birth sex, supported by so-called medical experts, it's simply mind-blowing. Yet, this demonism (I believe Satan is behind this) is attacking the most innocent minds of our children, on one level after perhaps 8 years old, they have developed their own intellectual ability to discern bad from good, governed by I guess good parenting, sadly, not all children have developed this. Their fertile, eager little minds are being conditioned by this evil. The agenda by the filthy drag queen mob is to capture & condition the most vulnerable, but not all will be led astray. Good always defeats evil, so my hope is that this evil cult will eventually self-destruct as decent people wake up to reality.

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Another brilliant submission! Thank you for sharing it.

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I often volunteered for my childrens' storytime in their classrooms. The teachers had to approve the books from the storytellers firsthand. I'll never forget the complete attention and awe those kids gave to my story telling and showing of illustrations! This made their day and I always chose books that had a positive, helpful message for them to learn from. This version if Cinderella makes my skin crawl, as was surely the author's intention. To think of how drag queens might interpret and share beautiful, innocent children's books makes me wanna puke! What kinds of stories are they reading to the kids? And, although I've heard of a few accounts, HOW are they actually telling them. HOW is this even a thing? This is preverted kink fetishism being thrust upon innocent children. Absolutely disgusting and evil! Thank you for reminding me, gentle author, about the perversion of drag queens. This should have never been normalized! These guys are mentally ill and suffer so greatly from their traumas, that they now feel the need to pass some of their pain on to children and ignorant youths. God help us!

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Wickedly clever sendup!

In the Brothers Grimm version, the evil sisters have big gangly feet and can't fit into the glass slipper, so they literally cut their own toes off to fit, leaving blood stains. This trans version should include maybe a special corset the Prince gives Cinderella, which the sisters realize in order to try to wear, they have to chop their penises off.

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Breaking the glass slipper - the post modern tale of transcending the gender gap. Fiction now found proliferating the once nonfiction shelf.

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Well, clearly the prince is a transphobe with a bigoted genital preference.

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A Modern FAIRY Tale

Loved it! Thank you!

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I think it might have been the Dirt who first coined the term for "feminists" who affirmed men who dressed like women and betrayed other women on the behalf of men: Handmaids to the Queens.

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An amusing and intriguing spin on the Cinderella story! But what indeed happens to the drag queens a few years down the road? This pitch of excitement and celebration cannot possibly be sustainable, can it???

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This is excellent! Great job. 👏👏

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Sadly, the brothers then launched a class action lawsuit on behalf of the men in dresses, who were not chosen. After the last judge finally gave them what they wanted ( money and attention), the King of the neighboring country decided there weren’t enough men left in the Prince’s country to fight him, and took over all the Prince’s lands. The end.

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Men who cavort in womanface, cosplaying some bizarre, campy hybrid of Audrey Hepburn and Pee-Wee Herman, are living their kink. They are not women. They will never be women.

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Aug 2, 2023·edited Aug 2, 2023

The ugly sisters got an Instagram account where they can get all that delicious narcissistic supply from converting other boys.

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The only twist I might add is that at about 13 or 14 Cindi would have said “eff this bs” and cut all her hair off and bound her breasts down so she could have the life of her brothers. She would go to the ball and get the living crap beat out of her by some dudes who were crashing. Back home in the shriveled up pumpkin/fake coach. Everything is fake. Damn I’m tired and jaded. Sorry

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Wow! Fits my son to a "t"!

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