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As a libra, I want you to know that virgos are valid. Or maybe not. Libras can't make up their minds. 🤔

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Hilarious, brilliant, exactly

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This is a joke......isn't it ??

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My assigned birth was in January but I identity with Leo as I feel like a lion inside. Leos are known to love to basking in the spotlight and celebrating themselves - and that’s my authentic self.

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Damn, I wish I'd written that!!!

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Thanks, I needed to laugh today 😅!

No.

Not because I don’t like astrology, Sal, but I don’t want to be typecast. Without my complete natal chart, what use is it?

Virgo - what is it with you folk wanting to neatly organize everything and your OCD?

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As a double Virgo (Sun & Asc), I really DO want to know when everyone's birthday is so I can at least look it up in my Secret Language of Birthdays book, which goes way beyond merely the Sun sign!

Despite my very Virgo tendency to take things too literally I found this post hilarious 😂

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I believe that astrology is sorcery and the Bible tells me to flee from such demonic practices.

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I'm transzodiac, too! Assigned Leo at birth, but identifies as Cancer. I'm on the cusp so I guess you could say I'm intersign. Sure seems like there are a lot of transzodiacs out there 🤔 I always thought it was a small portion of the population...

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Fucking brilliant!

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I’m a Virgo too! Wheeeee! Respect me you SCUM!!!💀💀💀

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Such a smart analogy! 👏👏👏

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Im assigned Scorpio at birth but I've always lived lions, so I identify as a they/them. I'm a lion in the day and a scorpion at night. I want to have a main implanted and scorpion venom to complete my transition. It's who I am, it's subjective and no-one can convince me otherwise regardless. I hate myself looking like a human, I find humans offensive. I want to change ALL words about me to include all lion and scorpion facts and if there are any poachers out there, pls come after me and shoot me now, as I am a danger to anyone around me and I bite and sting.....

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I demand surgeons start experimenting on us to line our bodies up to our identities. I want a scorpion tail and I want it NOW!!!! Can I inject scorpion venom to start the transition earlier? I don't believe those bigot out there telling me it'll kill me... I don't... I won't... I can't.... I HAVE to get my venom NOW or I'll threaten to kill myself...

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