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onemoretime's avatar

Hilarious, brilliant, exactly

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Jane Foley's avatar

This is a joke......isn't it ??

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Shannon Thrace's avatar

Brilliant

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Reena Aellen's avatar

My assigned birth was in January but I identity with Leo as I feel like a lion inside. Leos are known to love to basking in the spotlight and celebrating themselves - and that’s my authentic self.

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Grow Some Labia's avatar

Damn, I wish I'd written that!!!

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L Word's avatar

Thanks, I needed to laugh today 😅!

No.

Not because I don’t like astrology, Sal, but I don’t want to be typecast. Without my complete natal chart, what use is it?

Virgo - what is it with you folk wanting to neatly organize everything and your OCD?

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Magdalene's avatar

As a double Virgo (Sun & Asc), I really DO want to know when everyone's birthday is so I can at least look it up in my Secret Language of Birthdays book, which goes way beyond merely the Sun sign!

Despite my very Virgo tendency to take things too literally I found this post hilarious 😂

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L Word's avatar

Good god, not a double Virgo 😬. That’s literally being born with too much OCD. Are you sure you’re not the opposite sign? Run and check your chart three times just in case the doctor’s assigned you the wrong birth place and time. They mess it up often.

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Southern Believer's avatar

I believe that astrology is sorcery and the Bible tells me to flee from such demonic practices.

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L Word's avatar

Just keep swimming Nemo.

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Another Concerned Citizen's avatar

I'm transzodiac, too! Assigned Leo at birth, but identifies as Cancer. I'm on the cusp so I guess you could say I'm intersign. Sure seems like there are a lot of transzodiacs out there 🤔 I always thought it was a small portion of the population...

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L Word's avatar

Definitely intersign. Although maybe non binary might be a better fit.

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Another Concerned Citizen's avatar

I am more sensitive and nurturing like Cancer than proud and showy like Leo. BUT, I don't like being mis-zodiac'd. My pronouns are Crab/Crabby

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Delightful Oddling's avatar

Ahahahahahahahahaha

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Mark Christenson's avatar

Fucking brilliant!

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Robyn N-R's avatar

I’m a Virgo too! Wheeeee! Respect me you SCUM!!!💀💀💀

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Elise's avatar

Such a smart analogy! 👏👏👏

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Grandma Eileen's avatar

Excellent point! Bravo! So ridiculous it is amusing and spot on with the gender ideology!

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Dina's avatar

Bless your funny dear heart!!

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Brian Villanueva's avatar

I appreciate the personal experience pieces here on PITT. I appreciate the larger political and philosophical pieces here on PITT. But you've now hit 2 home runs in a row with satire. It's really nice to laugh about this subject for a change.

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